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epic-humor:

sloth-grunge:

trying to comfort someone like

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(via mackleheapsmore)

(Source: nentindo, via awkwardvagina)

sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

(via telapathetic)

mike-and-his-blog:

When you reblog one of those prompts and get no asks

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(Source: orangeskins, via sniffing)

2srooky:

One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.

(via moistbottom)

reinfected:

Lorde is literally a pale blog in human form

(via urso2000andlate)

waywardcastiel:

i hate it when you’re walking along and you suddenly become really self-conscious about the way you are walking so you concentrate on walking normally and just end up like

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(via crystallized-teardrops)

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust, via tearkat)

(Source: pleatedjeans, via unsmokable)

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(via laughbitches)