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actionables:

ello-mates-im-boxy:

scottthepilgrim:

actionables:

The mating calls of a teenage white boy

what the FUCK

is he saying these things to the dog or

Yes

(via foodless)

My German Teacher (in German): We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.

rabioheab:

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

(via isacknewton)

tropius:

dopehero:

tropius:

Соммциisм

why? why do you do that? sure it might look cool and soft grunge edgy but in russian, that makes no sense. like. you just made up a word. using russian letters to spell out communism for some grunge aesthetic bs? no. stop. that’s disrespectful. y’all be ashamed. you literally spelled out something like “sottchet” cuz ‘s’ doesnt even exist in the russian alphabet. ugh

Еат му аss

(via vocarude)

churchsext:

zombiesdontgiveaf:

churchsext:

shivermejustintimbers:

churchsext:

list of states that im pretty sure do not exist: 

  • utah
  • arkansas
  • delaware
  • conneticut or wahtever
  • wyoming
  • new hampshire
  • new mexico
  • oklahoma
  • vermont
  • seriousl y what the hell

I’m in Vermont right now.
I guess I don’t exist.

did someone say something

Wyoming.. Ha. If my state doesn’t exist guess all the woman are still waiting for suffrage rights??

it’s like I keep hearing a really faint whisper…

(via vocarude)

selmabouvier:

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

(Source: paulbearer, via coluring)

radthai:

When your teacher puts their hand on your shoulder
image

(via isacknewton)

illkim:

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

(via unsmokable)